The lowdown on HooppaiN

HooppaiN is a gang. A gang of hoopers. A close-knit gang of hoopers. We don’t play by anyone else’s hooping rules. We define our own existence as hoopers and we share a common bond.

HooppaiN is not a fucking free for all. We make the rules and we break ‘em if we want to.

HooppaiN is not a collective. If you want to join a hoop group, sign up for a Hoopgirl class or go to Bay Area Hoopers. BAH meets every single Sunday and you are more than welcome to attend.

HooppaiN was born, has evolved, and escaped near death when it imploded due to internal combustion. However, it has survived hard times and has even branched out into a successful offshoot known as Fire-PSIde.

Fire-PSIde is not Bay Area Hoopers. When we throw a Fire-PSIde, you are welcome to attend. However, make no bones about it. Fire-PSIde is not a Bay Area Hoopers event. It’s a HooppaiN event. If we decide not to ‘advertise’ an upcoming Fire-PSIde on the Bay Area Hoopers tribe, then so be it.

HooppaiN, at the moment, consists of kahunahula (founding captain), dBug (founding captain), evilBendy, lassoo laroo, shooting star, frankenpain, proudmari, pyra pixie, agent peach, maria, and hoop daddy. Got it? Good.

We may grow. We may prune. That’s the way it goes. But get this…. we call the shots.

If we find any fuckfaces throwing a hooping party and they call it a HooppaiN, we’re gonna show up and kick their ass. Got it?