twas the great time of HooppaiN

twas the great time of HooppaiN
that best party night
with music a-thumping
and sharpies in flight

the hoops were all lined
by the bar, without care
‘cept those making hoop marks
on ceiling and chair

on frankenpain! on lassoo!
proudmari! shooting star!
on queenpain! on pixie!
gnarly, there’s where you are!
on jen! on maria!
on tara! on doug!
on khan and on hilly!
come give me a hug!

on amber and jaiyoung!
a-throwing great beats
and combi and uki
a-smile in their seats

and rich! and christina!
wow, what a fray
and even flaristas
came out to play

on dbug! of course
(he’s not looking spent)
oh, jesus, bendy,
that’s not what i meant

ablaze in the middle
three hoops were a-spinning
while those with tequila
were wickedly grinning
while frivolous laughter
filled up the rooms
some would be up late
thanks to the shrooms

and i with my shot glass
and my smoky trance
screamed, happy holidays fuckfaces
now, TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!